HI My friends call me Kels. I am 15 years young. I don't have all the answers. I am not perfect and this is my place to show it. I don't pretend to be prefect but i put on a face that makes me see like I am okay all the time. I have my own problems but am always here no matter what. I am learning to love and loving to learn.

 

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

tearingdownthestarss:

vandinomyte:

sexytimesforall:

hollow-vessel:

“This is the deadliest snake in the world, I’m gonna pick it up!”

Anything less would be unaustralian. 

I miss Steve…

The most Australian man. Ever.

tearingdownthestarss:

vandinomyte:

sexytimesforall:

hollow-vessel:

“This is the deadliest snake in the world, I’m gonna pick it up!”

Anything less would be unaustralian. 

I miss Steve…

The most Australian man. Ever.